Top 10 reasons why not to host with Steve Gunnels!!
From the former Gunnels Collective - sums things up nicely ...
Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Host With Steve Gunnels!
What Steve Gunnels really needs are several swift solid kicks straight to the crotch!!! But until then why not enjoy this Top 10 List I have complied for shits and giggles. 8)
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Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Host With Steve Gunnels!
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10.) His limited time only, bloated must have, unlimited, lifetime offers sound to good to be true... Because they are! [Note: This refers in part to the offer that appeared on all of Steve's various websites, and which he promoted to his resellers - that is 'Limited Offer! Expires midnight tonight!' The date given was always the current date - so it was an unlimited limited offer!! I'm pretty sure that kind of deceptive practice is illegal - it certainly is in my country.]
9.) His no nonsense total access to your funds approach, only sits well with clients that have 50 plus credit cards and own several homes. [Note: This refers to Steve's practice of helping himself to your credit card funds whenever he felt like it. We all noticed money disappearing from our credit cards, billed to one of his many companies, for services we neither requested nor received - sometimes, for services we'd already paid for.]
8.) His greasy fat fingers have been genetically enhanced, to punch in your credit card number at 10 times the speed of the average tele-marketer.
7.) The speed of costumer response is entirely based on the amount of dollars that may be up for stake.
6.) His 100% iron clad satisfaction or your money back guarantee! Doesn't apply to new or existing customers. [Note: when people did try to claim their guarantee, Steve would convince them to wait the full 90 days and then he'd give them their money back. Of course, 90 days is also the cooling off period on credit card chargebacks - so after 90 days you can't claim your money back through your credit card company. Steve knew this, and after the 90 days was up he wouldn't reply to your emails, you never got your money back, and your credit card company wouldn't help either because their 90 day limit was up.)
5.) His deja vu server features will have you thinking again and again..."Didn't I already pay for that?" (Note: See #9 above)
4.) Not even a tapeworm would be comfortable with Steve Gunnels as a host!
3.) His lack of consideration is equally matched to the occurrence of his penile disfunction.
2.) He secretly wishes his velvety smooth dialog and deep pockets could work as well on the ladies.
And the number one reason not to host with Steve Gunnels... (***DRUM-ROLL***)
1.) He recently changed his name from: Steve Gunnels, to: Steve Runnels... "Runnels!" LMAO
At least he wont make nearly as much cash flow in prison renting out his bunghole, than he has scheming all his customers! Can you say tender!!! OUCHY!
So there you go people I'll be here all week, so be sure to tell your friends! ; )
Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Host With Steve Gunnels!
What Steve Gunnels really needs are several swift solid kicks straight to the crotch!!! But until then why not enjoy this Top 10 List I have complied for shits and giggles. 8)
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Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Host With Steve Gunnels!
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10.) His limited time only, bloated must have, unlimited, lifetime offers sound to good to be true... Because they are! [Note: This refers in part to the offer that appeared on all of Steve's various websites, and which he promoted to his resellers - that is 'Limited Offer! Expires midnight tonight!' The date given was always the current date - so it was an unlimited limited offer!! I'm pretty sure that kind of deceptive practice is illegal - it certainly is in my country.]
9.) His no nonsense total access to your funds approach, only sits well with clients that have 50 plus credit cards and own several homes. [Note: This refers to Steve's practice of helping himself to your credit card funds whenever he felt like it. We all noticed money disappearing from our credit cards, billed to one of his many companies, for services we neither requested nor received - sometimes, for services we'd already paid for.]
8.) His greasy fat fingers have been genetically enhanced, to punch in your credit card number at 10 times the speed of the average tele-marketer.
7.) The speed of costumer response is entirely based on the amount of dollars that may be up for stake.
6.) His 100% iron clad satisfaction or your money back guarantee! Doesn't apply to new or existing customers. [Note: when people did try to claim their guarantee, Steve would convince them to wait the full 90 days and then he'd give them their money back. Of course, 90 days is also the cooling off period on credit card chargebacks - so after 90 days you can't claim your money back through your credit card company. Steve knew this, and after the 90 days was up he wouldn't reply to your emails, you never got your money back, and your credit card company wouldn't help either because their 90 day limit was up.)
5.) His deja vu server features will have you thinking again and again..."Didn't I already pay for that?" (Note: See #9 above)
4.) Not even a tapeworm would be comfortable with Steve Gunnels as a host!
3.) His lack of consideration is equally matched to the occurrence of his penile disfunction.
2.) He secretly wishes his velvety smooth dialog and deep pockets could work as well on the ladies.
And the number one reason not to host with Steve Gunnels... (***DRUM-ROLL***)
1.) He recently changed his name from: Steve Gunnels, to: Steve Runnels... "Runnels!" LMAO
At least he wont make nearly as much cash flow in prison renting out his bunghole, than he has scheming all his customers! Can you say tender!!! OUCHY!
So there you go people I'll be here all week, so be sure to tell your friends! ; )
posted by No more Steve Gunnels! at 11:37 am
3 Comments:
HAHAHA!!! Great top 10 list!!
I had my first runin with that complete douchebag Steve Gunnels in 1997 when I first got online...I actually signed up through one of his resellers and became a reseller myself...I soon found out what a criminal asshole the guy is. I've saved every piece of information I've ever uncovered by the douche because I knew one day I would use it.
As a reseller, I was getting a lot of people signing up and of course for any tech support I had to wait on that asshole to respond to my emails and he would never answer his phone...I had a lot of pissed off customers...he didn't seem to mind though...
Anyway, I'm getting ready to write and post a bunch of stuff about the jerkoff and thought I would just type his name in Google and that's how I found this site...HOLYSHIT...there's a ton of Steve hate posts!! I can't believe the guy has been ripping people off for so long...I hope to God that he is in jail getting the anal adjustment he so deserves.
Anyway...thanks for posting this list...oh I can't believe he was using your credit card like that...If that didn't land him in jail, WTF!!! I started making a list of all the resellers so I could warn people not to host with him.
Somebody should start an S.G. hate club...we can all track the prick down and take turns beating him with baseball bats!!
Gunnels is now running a stem cell scam of some kind. His old super.nu domain points here:
http://sgunnels.stemtechbiz.com/Default_US_EN.aspx
The site does have a phone number and e-mail address for the thieving SOB. Feel free to drop him a line or give him a call, just for old times sake.
I never did manage to get back the domain I made the mistake of allowing him to be the registrar for - one of his infamous "lifetime hosting" deals that supposedly included lifetime registration. Steve is a low-life piece of shit, and will hopefully someday get what he deserves - I'm thinking something along the lines of stomach cancer, or one of those horrible wasting diseases. The world will be a better place once that cocksucker is gone.
They must have found out his stem cell site was a scam because it says: "The personalized website you are searching for is either not valid, or has been typed incorrectly."
That guy has got to be the front-runner for the Biggest Douche in The Universe Award, previously awarded to John Edwards(psychic)
How is he not in Jail!!!??? He's from Texas, so maybe he knows the same people as George Bush and Dick Chaney...someone needs to Chaney his ass!!
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